Mark Wardle

Continuing his lifelong ambition to emulate his hero Phil Collins, Mark has had some genetic assistance by being on the short-side. Still curiously camera-shy and requiring a 'drum-throne' where others use a 'drum-stool', we like to encourage Mark by telling him that although he is an Arsenal fan, he is actually alright.

Mark is currently looking for a good excuse to give up the day job. This might involve some serious bribing but trust us; it will happen.